Shukom: Do you even know what a bagel is?
Rajiv: Of course I know what a bagel is.
Shukom: Describe it. Describe a bagel.
Rajiv: It’s like, a little...
Shukom: A little what? what? A little dog? That’s a bugle, you idiot.
Me: The dog is a beagle. A bugle is like a little trumpet. You know, like ‘Taps’.
Shukom: Like to the government? What are you talking about?
Rajiv: A bugle...it's like... a little kosher bread.