overheard at the Jordan Times 2: more lost than the cast of 'Lost'

Shukom: Do you even know what a bagel is?

Rajiv: Of course I know what a bagel is.

Shukom: Describe it. Describe a bagel.

Rajiv: It’s like, a little...

Shukom: A little what? what? A little dog? That’s a bugle, you idiot.

Me: The dog is a beagle. A bugle is like a little trumpet. You know, like ‘Taps’.

Shukom: Like to the government? What are you talking about?

Rajiv: A bugle...it's like... a little kosher bread.